One day Cherry went home and said that Elkin's had given them a planner. So I check out the planner. Inside it, there are quotes on how to survive during college in OC.
The first one is from our president. Dr. Oneal saying, "Always wear a hard hat when sproting a neck tie."
Then if you flip the page over and find a wild life survival tip #00241 saying, "Skunk can only spray you when pointing away from you. Stay safe by maintaining eye contact at all times."
Flotation Survival Tip #00104
"In the event of an emergency, your chapel seat could possibly serve as a flotation device."
Wheather Savety Survival Tip #00120
"If you find yourself in the middle of a tornado, spin rapidly in the opposite direction."
Technology Survival Tip #00147
"Laptops work best above water"
Church survival Tip #00182
"Setting multiple alarm clocks will ensure a consistent church arrival time."
Insomnia Survival Tip #00201
"Stop, Drop & Nap."
Digestion Survival Tip #00212
"Eat pizza slowly to avoid choking and accidental ingestion of pizza box."
Toxic Fumes Survival Tip #00134
"Gas mask and other air freshening device are a necessary defense from the salty aroma of the Purina factory on days with a west wind."
Food Survival Tip #00981
"Microwave ovens work best when the dor is kept closed while cooking."
Social Life Survival Tip #00254
"Lightning is most likely to strike those who sneak out after curfew."
Grammar Survivla Tip #00250
Excessive instant messenging has been known to cause confusion and spelling trauma.
